May 2013
teapayne:
I’ve been 18+ since I was 12
If you don't think history is amusing, you clearly...
pure-blood-idjit-of-gallifrey:
castiel-is-a-assbutt:
Zis if from mein spring collection
first of all, who let me get so emotionally invested in a television show
band-nonsense:
tessaviolet:
peachofcake:
tessaviolet:
i’m tupac on the inside.
tupac is dead.
exactly.
well this is more emotional than expected
mememaster:
was i the only one who never had an allowance and just did things cause my parents said so
ceesquatch:
when an animal doesn’t like me it really impacts my self esteem
tvaros:
i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older
meladoodle:
iphone-420:
meladoodle:
dude if you want anyone to feel like shit just respond with ‘ok’ to all their messages like forreal
ok
you asshole
am i in love or am i horny
“I’m not afraid of dying. Pieces of me die all the time.”
– Sage Francis (via furples)
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
April 2013
pityreblogs:
poeple are like what’s tumblr like pictures and stuff and i’m like yeah that’s what it is you stay on that side you’ll never find me over there
doglets:
“being a mom is tough” *puts groceries on counter and sighs with a smile* “that’s why i sold my kids”
little-lottie-lokison:
My mom says that if this gets 500,000 notes, she will do nothing because she has no idea what notes are or how tumblr works I mean for god sakes I saw her use internet explorer this morning to yahoo search for youtube
bloner:
things that should be allowed to be used in essays:
i shit you not
you feel me
no but get this
i’m just sayin
let me explain you a thing
and yeah
fuck you that’s why
ifyoucarryonthisway:
this is a serious question how do you get a boy to like you when theres always someone better like why would anyone ever pick a raisin out of a bowl of chocolate chips this is literally my biggest concern in life i am a raisin
protomen:
WHY THE FUCK IS ANGRY BIRDS GETTING A FUCKING MOVIE HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK FUCKITY FUCK IT’S LITERALLY A FUCKING GAME WHERE YOU THROW BIRDS AT PIGS AND YET IT’S GOTTEN SO FUCKING POPULAR THERE ARE SHIRTS AND PLUSHIES AND FUKCING CROSSOVER GAMES I’M SO FUCKING MAD
“I don’t need someone to complete me, I need someone to make things a little bit...”
– Jon Richardson (via dangnikki)
fuckwooper:
money is so stupid and unnessecary we’re meat creatures on a rock floating in space and our entire lives are dominated by little bits of paper
